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(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.
“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”
When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.
Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.
ENJOY!
This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.
The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower
Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.
Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.
Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.
When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.
Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.
A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.
“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome”
“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent
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