muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

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blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

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protein muffin

After you shoot your load on a bitches clit, she insists you slurp your own cum out of her holes.

After Matt dropped his goo on Jen she insisted he lick her protein muffin

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Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

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Muffin Time!

ITS MUFFIN TIME AND I WANNA DIE! DIE! DIE! PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE! WHO WANTS A MUFFIN I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE!

IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

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Muffin time

ITS MUFFIN TIME, ITS MUFFIN TIME!
You eat muffins at this time.

Muffin: ITS MUFFIN TIME! ITS MUFFIN TIME!
George: Um, actually it 12:30.
Muffin: SOMBODY KILL MEH D:

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muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

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