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This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.
"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"
The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.
She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.
a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.
person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!
A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything
When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.
Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.
A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.
Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.
Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.