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Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019


Promise

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love

I promise to never cheat on you...

A few weeks later..

"You broke your promise "

by Cringeloveisworthless March 17, 2018


Promise

Something that you CANT break,ever,ever or ever

I promise that we’ll be forever babygirl

by Chimpmunk January 15, 2018


promise

the lie you want to keep

2015, Whittier

“promise you will always love me?”
“promise.”

by madeline whither November 19, 2020


Promises

A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.

Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.

by 1 Antinome February 21, 2018


promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018


promise

promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!

Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin

by YOUR MOMMY April 2, 2023