Blooming onion

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand

Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.

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onion fucked

the art of taking a girl's long skirt and pulling it up over her head and tying it. then proceding to fuck her while shes trapped in her "onion bag"

"man that girl is so ugly she should only be onion fucked!"

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french onion

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

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bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children

Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

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onion ring

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

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onion bhaji

The golden mushroom item you can get in the Mario kart games which gives you the best boost is "commonly" known as an onion bhaji.

Thank fuck for that ... I'd never have won that race without the onion bhaji i got just before the finish line!!!

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plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.

1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."

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