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Pokemon Black

A Pokemon game that came out in 2010 accompanied with Pokemon White, known as the 5th Generation of Pokemon.
The 3 main starters are Snivy, Tepig, and Oshawott

ZOMG Pokemon black is my favorite Pokemon game!
Please, it has a literal garbage Pokemon

by TheSerperiorMaster August 28, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pokemon council

gay imaginary world that a 16 year old boy believes in. he still likes pokemon and hes 16. no joke. the pokemon council is retarded

pokemon council might be shown within the classic tv show of pokemon

by smg(sean,Gipson) May 7, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon Snap

A game where someone is naked on a webcam but covering vital parts. Every so often, they uncover their genitals and the other person has to take a screenshot of them.

A:Wanna play Pokemon Snap?
B:YES.
A:*Flashes dick*

by andyrb10 February 23, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon GO

An app that gets kids killed because they walk out on the street while a car is passing, searching for pokemon. And guess what? Boom their dead.

No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.

Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded โ€œshoot on sightโ€ military bases in Australia.

Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.

Dude 1: Dude! I just got this cool new game, Pokemon GO!
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.

by RitoshiHusky July 27, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon Battle

Dog Fighting with just with mythical creatures

I Challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

by CaptChangHV May 5, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


the pokemon fuck

Inserting your DICK into a Pokeball and then sticking the pokeball in a girls ass.

The pokemon fuck hurts my asshole

by Swagnigger February 16, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).

Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.

by and so it begins! February 22, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž