A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.
Teacher Fart: What is this Small Tommy?
Small Tommy: A Peeta Poot
When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.
“I had a ka-poot!”
“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”
The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.
why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg
A sushi that you poot (fart) on and then eat
"Mmm, just had some yummy poot sushi"
One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".
For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!
For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!
For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo
Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"