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Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.

Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

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The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.

I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend

by glassballs4u December 10, 2017


Grim rigged

1. Some device, mechanical or otherwise that is so nigger rigged, that the device is either non function or requires constant fixing, yet somehow works.

2. A relationship that is only going to last long enough for the semester. Mostly used in high school or college.

3. Worse than nigger rigged.

Tommy: How in the world is your computer still working?
Jim: I Grim rigged it.
Tommy: How?
Jim: I've got the power cord from the old desktop going from the wall to the strip and the power strip apart to use prongs into a usb back to the original power cord. That other wire you see there is the screen, it projects into this little lazer thingy from my tv remote and that goes into the tv. Then i've got the keyboard from your old computer here. I've still got the original mouse, but it's duct taped together.

by Eg Grimace July 31, 2010


Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 21, 2023


Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020


David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.

"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"

by Richelle Smith December 27, 2010


Filthy Auld Rig

A Scottish phrase. Used often to describe the greatest pleasures. It can also be the dirtiest of sessions, a session being a sesh. It is to be said with no context or words previous, it comes as more of an expression of emotion.

Pronounced - Fil - thy - aw - ld - rig

*Aw wit look at that

*Filthy auld rig

by Christian no.1 February 13, 2021