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It's a travel service not a taxi service.
I am going to use the Boston Express Taxi Service and give them a 1 star review on facebook
Abbreviated as TYFYS. It is a term used to adequately thank those in public service. Primarily this term is used for those in the fire, rescue, and EMS community. Individuals earn a TYFYS typically post photos of themselves (selfies) on social media platforms to showcase what they do. Examples include photos in their uniform, photos of amazing training exercises, eye popping photos of their apparatus and gear, and photos of amazing incidents where they are not actively involved.
Thank You For Your Service Frank. Those were some great photos of us at that training exercise. Be sure to put them on our Facebook page.
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The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"
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A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.
I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.
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This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.
Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.
Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light
Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
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The granddaddy of all the service salutes. Completion of this amazing sexual feat is hard evidence that you are a dirty, dirty, slut. To perform this legendary act of sexual perversion and depravity, the girl must stand on her heels and waggle her body back and forth. She must have two guys in her ass, two in her coochie poochie (no, its not a poodle!), two in her mouth, two in each hand, two performing a "titty fuck", one in each nostril, one in each ear, and one under each foot. The girl must try to move in such a way to pleasure all 18 men at once. There is a large chance that at least one of the orfices will be torn during this act, or that the girl will suffocate, but that can't be helped. Variations of this act include: Group 18-Man Service Salute (two or more girls accomplishing this feat next to each other at the same time.), The 6-Man Service Salute (the simpler version in which there are only six guys: one in the ass, one on the coochie poochie, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one at the boobs. Good for beginners), or the 12-Man Service Salute (Same as the 6-Man, but with two guys in each place. Enjoyed by the people of intermediate skill who arn't up to the challenge of pleasuring 18 men at once yet.).
The 18-Man Service Salute- A grand ol' way to thank those boys who come back from Iraq.
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A day care service given at one's home to care for little children,especially toddlers and preschoolers. The proprietor,usually a stay-at-home mom,has preschool aged children of their own.
10-year-old Michael's Aunt Rachel,who has a 3-year-old son,Patrick,operates a home day care service,partly so little Patrick has children of his own age to play with at the house.
Kenny's mom operated a home day care service so that Kenny's little brother Hayden could have preschool aged children to play with at the house.