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A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like
That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.
"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"
When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives
When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll
Lauren stop being a shaft grabber