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A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.
"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"
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the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)
dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!
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A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"
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The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.
Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
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The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.
It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.
That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.
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That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.
April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.
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