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When you travel to another country for dick
Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation
When the internet forced Kit Connor to out himself before he was ready due to online arguments, backlash, accusations of "queerbaiting", etc.
Recently being used to avoid forcing someone to come out and to remind everyone of what will happen.
Person A: "If Insert Person doesn't come out as a part of the LGBTQ+, then they're fishing for fame."
Person B: "Calm down, you're acting like the definition of why the Kit Connor situation happened."
When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.
Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.
A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.
Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.
He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.
A one sided relationship in which the 'Mudge' believes they are in a committed official relationship zone, when they have actually been placed permanently in the friend zone. This is obvious to all others around the 'Mudge'.
A: Whoa dude, does he know she's got him in a Mudge situation?
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that