A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.
Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head
“Yo dude u are a gnarly skater”
The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"
Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
Another punk riding a skateboard like a city slicker
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
Man: you're a skaterboy / skater chick a*s punk city sliccin and smoking menthols mr. Cali mcb*tch
Slang for 1/8 ounce of weed AKA an eigth.
OG: Yo - What you need a zip of the kush?
Pothead: Naw bro, funds are short. Let me get that skater.
skater is a black pussy ass bitch. & she stank. she pretty tho, but if you go in their pants is smell like pee-yew. LMFAOOOOO. we love her tho.. just don’t fuck her.
#skater so great, but her clit was small asf