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what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such
Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*
White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!
Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
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When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.
Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.
I pulled out and had the brownie skin.
She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.
A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate
Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/
A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
The juices that flow through your pores whilst being caressed by your imaginary friend.
"What's on your face?"
"Oh, just my skin nectar."