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The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"
(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!
The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.
Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!
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A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.
Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
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One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.
Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.
Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
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Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.
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After escaping the wrath of Testicle Torsion, unleash a 4-week nut bomb extravaganza on your girlfriend's headlights. Proceed to breathe fire, and exit with caution.
I gave my girlfriend a glazing job and she quickly became a wax figurine. This was the result of the deadly Dragon Slayer Supreme.
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A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.
"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar
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