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(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.
Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson
"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."
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During a TV show or book, when a character you've grown to love is inexplicably killed in the third act, usually as a quick way of evoking a great deal of emotion from the audience. Named for Joss Whedon, who literally has never produced anything in which this hasn't happened.
Penny is 'Whedoned' at the end of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Wash is 'Whedoned' at the end of Serenity
Buffy is 'Whedoned' in the season 5 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
This literally goes on and on and on
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A tendency to parrot the speech patterns of various Joss Whedon characters and incorporate the slang from various Whedonverses (Buffy. Firefly, Angel, etc) into every day speech.
Every time I use the word "shiny" people look at me strangely--as though they never spoken to someone suffering from Whedonitis.
The last name of the man who created the shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly. He's also done movie stuff, like writing Toy Story.
"Wow, Joss Whedon is a really cool dude. Where does he come up with all these awesome ideas for shows?"
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When straight white cis male feminists try to score points off other straight white cis male feminists as a mating display/show of dominance.
From Joss Whedon, who does all the time.
Dude 1: Margret Thatcher was a misogynist bitch.
Dude 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY BITCH, MISOGYNIST SCUM?
Chick: Stop Whedoning.
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What you would call something that Joss Whedon would probably say
Person 1: Hey I'm an American film director, producer, writer, and composer.
Person 2: Haha wow that was such a Whedonism
Person 1: Haha you're so right
Person 2: *vomits*
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Verb: To pull a Whedon is to drink 5 beers before 10 AM then get in a car to go on a 2 hour ride only to find your self surrounded in your own bodily acids minutes after departure.
Noun: one who throws up in the back seat of a car while on I64 (debating on whether or not to tell the driver for a good 5 minutes) A Whedon then proceeds to strip to her bloomers on the side of the road and stuff her puke soaked clothes in with her clean clothes. (A true Whedon will throw up again 30 minutes later.)Later a Whedon will shower in some old ladies soiled shower.
synonym:"drunk-ass-bitch"
girl 1: OMG look at the drunk ass bitch on the side of the road with no clothes on
girl 2: what a whedon!
Girl 1: i whedoned yesterday
girl 2: thats embarrasing!
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