(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.
Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.
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Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you donβt do your lessons. It claims Duolingoβs main language is Spanish. So thatβs why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD
Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I
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To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.
Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.
Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!
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jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.
it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers
"yo vato loco, whatchu be sayin about my jaina, ese!"; a great example of jungle spanish
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A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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an SSW
im a Spanish Cantaloupe β¨heheheheβ¨
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A very sudden and unexpected diahrea that is very fluid and explosive. Often leaks through the butthole
I was eating dinner and then felt the Spanish inquisition coming, so i fled to the toilet but it was too late.
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