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A Fun Sponge is when a person or yourself sucks all the fun out of a certain situation.
Oh shut up. Stop being a fun sponge.
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the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it
ryan found a sponge and then sponge slapped ryan
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When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.
"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".
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A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.
Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...
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A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.
She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !
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A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
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Yesterday this girl name Shaniqua gave me that sponge bob
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