To lick a butthole.
Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.
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A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.
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Chocolate Starfish - The outer edges of a womans ass hole.
Hot Dog Flavored Water - What a man tastes while licking and sucking a womans pussy after he cums in her.
Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water - Now this is when you take the semen from your girls pussy and then transfer it out to lubricate your womans ass and then you fuck her ass.
"Did you hear about the guy who did that Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water, his girls ass has been shitting cum for two days I heard!"
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The third album by Limp Bizkit. Contains singles such as Rollin' and Take A Look Around.
You heard Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water? Wes Borland's riffs are amazing.
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A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, βwhew, we saved that starfish.β
When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.
n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.