Full Status

Marine Corps terminology and/or slang;

1. Referring to being in a highly intense state of intoxication.

2. The absolute most inebriated one can be while being conscious

(See Obliterated)

GySgt Smith: "How drunk was he Marine?"

Cpl Gavin: "Oh, he was fuckin' Full Status Gunny"

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ocean status

when a girl becomes very wet to where it's like an ocean.
hence the phrase, ocean status

mark: so i was with my girlfriend the other day and i fingered her and it was so wet, like ocean status.

cassi: the other day when i was at the mall, i saw this guy and automatically became ocean status

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Legend Status

"Legend Status" is a viral term used on anybody who is deemed a "legend" by at least 2 people. There are 2 legend statuses - Verified, and Un-Verified. With Verifeid being higher-up compared to the alternative.

He is a total legend! He has Verified Legend Status.

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status king

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.

A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."

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Jo Status

When you have a lot of toxic fans that ruin the fun for everybody.

Person 1: "Yeah let's invite Jim over for dinner later!"
Person 2: "Hmm, doesn't Jim kind of have Jo status?"
Person 1: "Yeah, it's better that we don't, then."

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bitch status

the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.

Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.

Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!

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N status

To be a person of color. Mainly black people with an extra tendon in there leg.

Look at this N status run.

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