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when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.
“did you just pull of the ismael classic”
When someone you know and trust stabs you in the back. An unforgivable betrayal.
Polly: She just stole my job, can't believe it!
Marco: Hahaha, Classic Lily!
A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE
A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!
When you use a girls pussy juice as lube and run your finger around her butthole, and she makes a high pitch squeal similar to your finger around the rim of a wine glass.
Sally was soaking wet, and soon my rimless classic technique had her singing like a song bird!
Getting politely rejected by a woman
Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”
Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”
Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”
The act of being awful at anything and everything
Tom that was Classic Bannister
When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.
"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"