vanvleet

A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.

I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?

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vanvleet

the practice of fingering one's self anally while masturbating

I walked in and caught Kevin vanvleeting himself.

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VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.

"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.