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When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.
Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."
Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."
An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.
Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
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A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":
Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.
Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.
Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
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A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.
Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...
Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.
That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!
basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast
"oi ya scum bastard!"
A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.
That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.
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