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A sexual enticement, When a man dips his penis in Blue Paint, Red Paint and White Paint and Rubs it across his partners face until the blue paint shows completely! If you want to play the game. Try and make a Flag using your penis and the partners face. To make it tasty use Blue Koolaid, Red Koolaid and Whip-Cream.
EX: Johnny Captain America's Suzies Face Red and Blue then finished off with the stars and stripes The Captain America Style.
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Australian slang for having a look at something, as did Captain Cook, a British sailor who founded Australia.
Lets have a captain cook over there
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A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.
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William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
but Spock.........................................................................................why?
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Anyone who states the obvious.
Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
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The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.
"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
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Captain Autism's inferior, Spanish brother.
Captain Autismo "lives" to fight crime, with his greatest enemy being Captain Retardo, to which he lost 1 inch of his 2 inch dick.
Hey did you hear about that Spanish autistic superhero: Captain Autismo?
No, that concept sounds like a rip-off of Captain Autism.
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