drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

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basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

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Kid Card

Using son or daughter as an excuse to either go to or miss a certain event e.g. work.

Whassup homes...you already at home from work?
Yeah, had to pick up my son.
Ah gotcha - played your "Kid Card" again, eh? You slacker!

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credebt card

That little piece of plastic with numbers on it that allows you to spend money that you definitely don't possess, thus creating huge amounts of personal debt.

Stacy: Wow. I love this Coach purse. I think I'll buy it.
Liz: But you don't have any money...
Stacy: Oh, that's no problem, I'll just use my credebt card.

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ash card

A person who trys not to follow the crowd, just like everyone else.

A person who trys to pass of thoughts he found on the tv or internet as his own original thinking.

A person attached at the hip to nicola

A person obsessed with Kung-Fu

I think christianity is bollocks - Ash

I would dump nicola for an ant

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rookie card

A topless or naked picture of a girl, traded amongst collectors.

I heard you got Katie's rookie card.

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Troll Card

Calling someone a troll, even if they aren't, just to shut down their argument.

Rational person: Wow it takes five minutes to kill a enemy, that game is so slow paced.

Fanboy: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rational person: DAMMNIT HE USED THE TROLL CARD

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