Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

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fist fucking

a girl must be calm as the male takes his hand and curls it into a fist then with his tounge he is going to lick the rim of the girls pussy for a easy slidein then he puts his fist in and moves it in and our really fast to satisfye the girl.

wow!you sure can fist really good

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double fist

1. When drinking, to hold one drink in either hand, usually beer cans.

2. when fingering a girl, and getting both fists in her vagina. a rare occurence, but an impressive feat if accomplished.

In Edward 40-Hands, participants double fist 40's.

Dude, lets all watch the game and double fist!

Dude, me and shandy were foolin' around last night and i double fisted that whore.

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Dick Fist

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0

Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."

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Double-Fist

The act of placing both fists in the vagina or anus simultaneously, or one fist in each.

See fist and jomo

When jomo was getting double fisted he cried at first, but then liked it.

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Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.

man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.

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loaded fist

A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.

Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!

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