Gamer Diet

How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.

dude did you hear jake lost 15 pounds last week on the gamer diet!

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wii gamer

A person who will defend their Nintendo Wii till death

Liam Price loves bashing the Wii it is his favourite toy, he is a total wii gamer :)

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Gamer Pants

An adult diaper specifically designed for video gamers, allowing them to play for several hours without interruption.

I'm gonna wear my gamer pants for tonight's raid, I can't wait to down this boss.

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gamer gurl

A girl who plays video games in order to gain attention of male gamers. They can often be seen playing Call of Duty or Halo and talk about how much of a "nerd" they are, when they really are not and are always taking pictures of themselves with gaming accessories like controllers, Wii remotes, etc or gaming related items like low cut Zelda t-shirts just to gain attention or just be attention whores.

Gurl: Hey Guys! I am taking a picture of myself with a controller. I am such a gamer!

Gamer Gurl: That's right. I'm a gurl and I play video games.
Genuine female gamer: Hey guys. What games are you playing?

Gurl: Now I know why boys play Call of Duty all the time. Guess who is getting this game? Me!

Gurl: Playing video games. Hehe. I am such a nerd.
Boy: Hey. Are you excited for E3?
Gurl: What's E3?
Boy It is like a once a year event where everyone shows off their new games.
Gurl: Sounds stupid.

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gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

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indian gamer

Gamers from India who think they are real gamers. Mostly spend their time talking about graphics and hardware. Obsessed with CS, Fifa, Dota, GTA etc. Mostly play pc and either pirate games or buy steam games during sales.

Indian gamer 1: Eh tu CS khelta hai kya? (Hey, do you play CS?)
IG2: Haa bhai, crack bhej na (Yeah bro, send me the crack)

IG1:Fifa 18 khelta kya (You play Fifa 18?)
Haa.

IG2: Kya mast graphics hai! (Yep. What amazing graphics!)

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whiny gamer

A gamer who just doesnt shut the hell up.The whining usually begins after the gamer gets killed continuously,is the victim of camping or any other considered "cheating", after realizing he just sucks compared to everybody else, or just not wanting to play anymore.

Whiny Gamer(after being killed 5 times):Man, i hate this map...I can never find my way to the battle..(thats why you are getting killed, right?)

Whiny Gamer:(after being beaten):Man, you most definately cheat.How can you like, kill me like 50 times in a row without me hitting you?(n00b)

Whiny Gamer:(after getting tired of losing):Let just go outside, man.Its beautiful out there.(Its pouring rain)

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