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A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.
Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook
The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.
British English.
These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!
A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.
We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.
apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
a mean mum is a mean mum
hey you ya dirty MUM MUCKET Ill BOX THE FACE OFF YA
ah lads that MUM MUCKET was some feek
A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
Haleems mum is the pengest munch
Haleems mum is the pengest munch