pee

The only thing girls ever do in the restroom. They don't fart or shit like their manly predessesors, girls don't ever fart or shit. EVER

Girls don't ever shit or fart. They just pee

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pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

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butt pee

When your poo has the consistency of pee.

After drinking a case of Old Milwaukee, Jeff had a serious case of butt pee.

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ass pee

A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

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Pee Tag

Pretty Self Explanatory.

You'll need:
Water Balloons and pee.

You want to urinate directly into the water balloons. Afterwards, you want to tie up the balloons and throw them at each other, it's fun!

"Hey man wanna play pee tag?!?"

"For sure dude, get your dick ready to spill out some thick pee. I'll grab the water balloons!"

Rape pee

(Also known as rape piss) taking a piss with a boner

"Rape pee really sucks bro"

pee-diddy

An event when an individual tries to urinate and comparatively insignificant amount of urine is expelled out of the body (less than 50 ml usually).

Example 1:

Man to a Friend: I woke up last night really needing to take a piss. After forcing my tired ass to the loo only a few drops of piss came out.

Friend. It was only a pee-diddy. Don't worry about it.

Example 2:

"I usually end up doing a pee-diddy just before I undertake a sporting activity. I just have to get all the liquid out of me to feel comfortable on the field."