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A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.
Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!
A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.
Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!
Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.
Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!
Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy
My vagina pubes were itchy last night
I just grew some vagina pubes
The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.