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Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!
Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance
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Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
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The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
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Used to describe something grotesquely large.
That man has a mustache the size of a small walrus
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When you're roleplaying but you suddenly get too involved with the lore and logic of the world and trying to make everything fot together perfectly
We wanted to play DnD, but got Walrus RP Syndrome and ended up spending hours talking about the hierarchy of Kobold society
A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation
Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep
A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"
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