wet fart

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

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Wet Wanda

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

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wet napkin

A person who has no personality.

Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.

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wet job

Secret-agent work in which someone is murdered. Also 'wet work' or 'wet operation'. Term was invented by KGB and is a translation of the Russian mokroe delo.

Terminating the leader of the opposition with extreme prejudice was a wet job for which Agent Morcomb was admirably suited.

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Wet-wipe

The worst insult on the planet, even more harmful than the classic ‘ur mom gay’. Not even a ‘no u’ can deflect this insult. Instant death guaranteed.

Person: haha your ginger
Me: shush you wet-wipe
Person: (keels over and dies)

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wet wente

when you are fingering a girl, cup your fingers to get the pussy juices. then take your fingers out and fling her juices on her face

yo girl, if you act right im finna give you the wet wente

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De Wet

An amazing person all around. Smart. Good looking, confident, funny and kind to others.A natural born leader of men. Everything you want in a person and more.An amazing friend and someone who is great at almost anything they fully set their mind to. They can be extremely dangerous when privoked and can destroy you physically with fists or mentally with words when they need to. Can be used to describe someone too nice or good looking. Or someone who is a general joy to be around. If you find a De Wet cherish him for there are few like them.

"You are such a De Wet"
Thank you for the amazing compliment

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