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Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 March 5, 2016

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Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.

1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!

by Swaggologist January 10, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!

Toucher of cancer is great at memes.

by Some dude who is asleep November 7, 2018


Cancer stick

another word for Cigerettes!

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"

by fuck-me-grande November 9, 2020


cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome cafรฉ a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015


Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019


Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 7, 2016