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Person 1 "Where can I find people who are dirty minded"
Person 2 "The Urban dictionary
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Dirty Caleb is a freak. Has a perfect dong and likes to be aggressive. He’ll make your legs shake so you can’t walk
She wants nothing more in life than dirty Caleb
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when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...
yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.
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When you fuck someone and then throw them off a bridge after suggesting watching Harry Potter again.
If I have to watch that wizard again, I'm pulling a Dirty Emily
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When you straight up ask a girl you didn't know too good if she wants to fuck and agrees.
Damn bro, i asked that new girl Jessica if she wants to fuck and she aggreed im such a Dirty Edwin.
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A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
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While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
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