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Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
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To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.
I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
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Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in it."
“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!”
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Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.
Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.
John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?
It was once one of the greatest places ever.. That was in the 90's, but even though things have happened to this little piece of hurley virginia, many great people still call it home and love everyday of it.
Debbie: hey Natasha, where are you from?
Me:Guesses Fork, Virginia.. why?
Debbie: where?!
Me: It's in hurley, not that you'd know anything about it!
Debbie: I heard that was hickville USA!
Me: It may be to some people, but I just call it home...
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When one goes to do something cool.
"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"
"Let's go cat forkin'."
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