Strong and silent type

A man of few words. Someone who is quiet, observant, loyal, and loves fiercely. Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka of the Ouran Host Club is one such man. Extremely good looking and caring, but not prone to conversation. If he shows emotion, you know something is wrong. The strong and silent type is... well, just that. Strong and silent.

Girl 1: Mari-Senpai is sooo cute!! I wonder how I can get him to notice me...
Girl 2: I know! It's hard to figure out what he's thinking.
Girl 1: Yeah, he's a true strong and silent type.
**collective sigh**

8👍 2👎

Silent-Laugh Mode

The state one enters during a fit of uncontrollable silent laughter.

"Did you hear what happened to Stacy's cat?
"haha yeah I told Steve and he immediately went into silent-laugh mode..."

7👍 2👎

silent rebellion

rebellion through a ribion instead of an action

i got made at my mom so i wore my silent rebelion ribbion instead of smaking her

3👍 22👎

silent banging

when two deaf people have intercorse and they can't hear eachothers moans so it sounds like retards raping a bird to us.

dude these kids at my school were silent banging in the janitors closet and i knew.... lol

1👍 4👎

Silent Hilling

While texting someone, they try to get sexual with you, but you avoid the topic by using a diversion (such as the movie, Silent Hill)

He tried to get pics, but I Silent Hilled him

Fuck boy: What would you do if I was there?? ;)
You: well, I'm watching Silent Hill, so watch Silent Hill

Fuck boy: I sent you a pic, wanna send me one? ;)
You: Well, I'm busy watching Silent Hill.

I'm Silent Hilling this fuck boy nigga

1👍 4👎

voice for silent movies

someone who looks incredibly beautiful but has a terrible voice

Guy 1: wow that girl is really hot.
Guy 2; yeah but I heard she has a voice for silent movies.
Guy 1: never mind.

silent sound guy

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.

Podcaster: God dammit Silent Sound Guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop! Don’t make me report you to HR, again!