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Stupid trend-following morons who simply play lacrosse because they think it makes them cool.
Man, that Johnny is such a true laxer! No wonder no one likes him!
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True metal, is something "True Metalheads" use as an argument against what they consider "False metal." usually false metal is Nu-metal or anything with core. because it isn't as "heavy," or "brutal," as the godly genres that we know as Thrash, Black, and Death metal.
True metal only consists of Metallica, Exodus, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Immortal, Mayhem, Iron maiden, Black Sabbath, etc.
False metal or Nu-metal/Metalcore/Deathcore consists of totes fake bands such as Slipknot, KoRn, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Killswitch Engage, Bring Me The Horizon, Chelsea Grin, Despised Icon, Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, As Blood Runs Black, Etc.
If you dare defend any of the bands labeled "False metal" prepare to be bombarded with death threats from "True Metalheads" or People sending you fucking Number of the beast 20,000 times
Tom: ZOMG WHITECHAPLE IS NOT REEL METUL
John: Umm, i would disagree
Tom: ZOMG U R A METUL POSR! WHITECHAPLE IS A DISGRICE 2 METUL!!!
John: Oh Explain how they are a Disgrace
Tom: BECUZ DEY SKREEM! METULS IS WAY BETTR DEN SKREEMING!"
John: So what if they scream, that doesn't mean they aren't metal
Tom: ZOMG AL NOMETUL, METULCOR, N DEFCOR R NOT METUL! METALIKA 4 LIEF!
John: Yeah whatever go listen to your "True Metal" *Turns on a Deathcore playlist*
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When you've been hurt beyond any fathomable measure...when you not only gag at the mention of relationships and Valentine's Day but feel like smacking the idiot who "thinks" they have it...and realizing that love doesn't exist at all.
Then in the blink of an eye...in the place you never looked...never expected...and could never really understand even if you wanted to...you didn't find true love...it found you. He/she found you.
And they not only healed your broken soul but created an irreplaceable shield for your heart.
True love is being corny but really meaning it.
True love is knowing your friends will be mad you didn't hang out with them, but knowing it'll all be ok as long as you can be with that person.
True love is realizing they're not perfect--but not settling...appreciating.
True love is giving everything you have, everything you are, and not caring whether or not you get something out of it...but knowing in your heart you will because they feel the same.
True love is finding yourself thinking about the most insignificant thing they said to you today and smiling like there's no tomorrow.
Basically...true love is the action...not just the phrase.
A little blurb about true love I came up with off the top of my head:
When you say "I love you", you can lie.
When you say "I need you", it can be for a short time.
When you say "I want you", you can want someone else too.
But if you spend every day, every night, every moment devoted to me, I'll know your love is true.
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Something 75% of people on earth will NEVER know. True love is something that not even marriage has the power to fully make. 50% of marriages end in divorce and so many people are still single.
Q: Can it be true love?
A: Well, probably not. But if it is, then you and he/she are two in a millon.
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a nice place to come and discuss politics, current events and media.
"ive learnt so much at True Heroes"
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A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual.
Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit "Lazy Sunday" featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.
Guy #1: Google Maps are the best.
Guy #2: True dat.
Guy #1 and Guy #2: Double True.
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HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.
Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.
Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.
Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:
-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
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