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A couple who seeks an unattached bi-curious or bi-sexual woman to join them in a threesome.
Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.
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A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.
When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.
Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Tea Bagging somebody in the face with a hard on.
Mandy got black out drunk, and Nate totally unicorn masked her!
Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.
Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.
When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.
"Yo bro that Unicorn Hump was great last nigh"