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A couple who seeks an unattached bi-curious or bi-sexual woman to join them in a threesome.
Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.
When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.
When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.
Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Tea Bagging somebody in the face with a hard on.
Mandy got black out drunk, and Nate totally unicorn masked her!
Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.
Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.
A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".
Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.