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n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with
Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!
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a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers
when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!
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What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands
me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands
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"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"
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Usually used to describe someone with an unusual, long, thin and VERY hairy penis. More often than not, it isn`t a compliment.
I heard from a reliable source that that dude is a weasel weenie....
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When anyone who is named Sue is acting like a "Weenie" you must call her by this name
Sue stop acting like a Weenie Sue
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Person A: Hey Pat, you're a mw.
Pat: Mw?
Person A: Meanie Weenie duh, wow get with it.
Pat: Oh right right right. Of course. I agree.
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