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When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.
The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.
3π 1π
When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.
Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!
Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
15π 4π
A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.
Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.
14π 5π
You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?
3π 2π
"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"
2π 2π
The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.
Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
9π 4π
The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.
Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.
24π 5π