wine and dine

Term used by hotel-goers to prostitute themselves to the management in exchange for for a free room.

Patron: "Um, do you wine and dine?" *wink* *wink*

Front Desk: "Huh?"

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Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

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southern wine

Grape juice and vodka. Created at Georgia Southern University, it is guaranteed to get her in bed.

I made her a southern wine, and she took her pants off in two minutes.

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wine cry

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.

I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.

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wine bombed

Purposefully getting wasted on wine. Can include using wine in drinking games, or just chugging it straight from the bottle

I got wine bombed last night, drank 2 bottles of wine by myself, it was awesome.

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wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

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wine stain

Got a wine stain on his face.

The guy with the wine stain.

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