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Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"
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Someone who enjoys sexual activities with Fall- and Thanksgiving-themed things.
hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.
guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
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The act of forcing a girl to deep throat your cock, while your nut sack acts as the gobbler. She then makes a turkey sound and flaps her arms.
Dude, the Principal walked in on me giving my girl friend a Turkey Gobbler in the bathroom!
deep throat cock gobbler naughty
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A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"
Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
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The process of quitting an addiction in a method not so extreme as the process of cold turkey. Instead of an intense and sudden stop of said addictive substance, one will lessen the quantity of said substance over a course of non-specified time. Cool turkey enables a person to maintain said addiction whilst also retaining a small percentage of mental/physical dependancy.
Cool turkey in general assists in the process of quitting any kind of addiction. Cool turkey enables the user to set the limits of addiction as long as it is a lesser amount than the previous set goal, or the original amount of usage for starting out.
Cool turkey lessens the effects of withdrawal symptoms for any addiction by easing the process, therefore making this method the penultimate choice for quitting any addiction.
No buddy, I'm going to cool turkey it. I'm going to smoke half a pack a day then a quarter pack a day. Once i can handle that i will decrease to one cigarette a day, and eventually stop smoking all together. It is a lot easier than you think
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When the 45th POTUS repeats the offensive talking points crafted by Turkish President Erdogan by saying that Syria just had to be “cleaned out.”
Of course it’s fucking genocide but I like to use nice words and call it “Turkey talking!”
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