spoop bucket

A bucket filled with semen and poop

Jack: Damnit my spoop bucket is full, can you go dump it out on the sidewalk?
Stranger: I don’t even know you, I’m taking a walk with my 8 year old daughter.
Jack: If you don’t want to do it can she do it?

SCUZ BUCKET

Joel

Hey scuz bucket clean the screens

shum bucket

When you cum, piss, and poop in a bottle and then proceed to drink or pour on someone

Joseph gave me a shum bucket last night!

Hugging the Bucket

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.

Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.

holy buckets

much like "holy shit" but in the less offensive christian format

"Holy buckets, Steph I haven't seen you forever!"

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hell in a bucket

1. Describes a condition in which someone is headed for a disastrous or precarious situation that is inevitable or unavoidable. Typically preceded by "going to," as in"going to hell in a bucket."

2. The title of a well-known Grateful Dead tune.

1. Shawn had been getting trashed on purple kush and beer before noon during the past three months. He knew that he was going to hell in a bucket.

2. Bobby Weir sang an awesome version of "Hell in a Bucket" during that Irvine Meadows show back in 1985.

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bucket drums

A drum kit created by empty buckets, pots, pans, blue boxes etc and played with any hard object found (bats, whisk, hammer etc). There are many variations of the bucket drum style in punk music, and garage bands who never make it.

*clank clackity clank*
"What the hell is that?! It sounds like someone is falling down the stairs"
"Oh, it's just Julian practising his Bucket Drums".

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