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A word used when a parent or disapproving person is around to describe the act of sex.
"Dude what are you doing tonight?"
"Im Going to Play sports with my girl man!"
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A female who pretends to like watching and talking about sports in order to impress others.
Joe: What time are we getting together for the game?
Bob: Can't today, Molly's favorite team is on and she doesn't miss a game.
Joe: What the hell are you talking about?
Bob: It's kind of a thing we do...we watch this game together.
Joe: Are you serious?
Bob: Yep...she would be pissed if I watched the game without her.
Joe: Your married to a Sports Spy...Go kill yourself...your out!
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Miserable sports city satisfied finishing second place but never even get that far. The Braves are a great franchise according to people that live in Atlanta but in reality they really aren't because they've only won one world series no matter how great they were in the 90's. The Braves, Falcons, and Hawks are famous for losing and choking in the playoffs to lesser teams from bigger more desirable markets like Boston, New York or Los Angeles. ESPN also hates talking about Atlanta sports teams when their winning, for some reason that's their opinion but can you blame them? Also whenever the Braves or the Hawks go out on a road trip to the west coast you can always count on them losing a bunch of games in a row and not playing hard enough which usually comes back to haunt them as well. Atlanta is also the only city to lose two professional NHL hockey teams the Flames in the 80's and the Thrashers recently. Very miserable sports city to route for.
"The Braves are doing good this year but you know St. Louis or some other team will beat them in the playoffs"
"Yeah that's Atlanta Sports for you, we sure love to finish second place!"
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When both parties know it's a game and a sport also when one of the partys are spoken for
I'm spoken for were just Sport flirting toney haha ~ NCID
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Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)
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A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.
I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!
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Similar to water boarding but with the sense of pleasure instead of torture. It consists of massive amounts of urine to ones face with plastic wrap covering it so the recipient can feel the warmth of urine and also experience the feeling of drowning as well. Similar to a hot carl.
Suzann was tried of receiving the same thing every night, so she decided to switch up with her partner and try water sporting instead.
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