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When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize
George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*
Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"
George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*
Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"
Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.
Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"
Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"
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One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.
The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.
Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...
Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Fundie lady: In the Bib-....
Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1
Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...
Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1
etc. etc...
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Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.
1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit
1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
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Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.
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I'm not playing with you or I'm not being with your any more
You got jokes , I ain't fucking wit you
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To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.
Same asthat beats all
When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."
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