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The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.
Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!
Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!
*45 seconds later*
Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.
We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.
The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.
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a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)
The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!