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The act of opening the car door, nd jumping out while the car is in motion. Usually performed on xanex by person's with the last name 'Allen'.
"I wanna steel things! Pull over!"
"No, Allen, we ain't stopin."
"Oh, Yeah?"
>jumps out of car.
That's the Allen tuck n roll for ya.
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The act of shitting on someone's face who is inebriated to the point of unconcsiousness for 'bringing down the vibe of the party'.
Did you hear what eddie als did to that bird who passed out? He 'Eddie Allen party tricked' the bitch. She was bringing down the vibe of the party.
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simplay a big titty goth gf
damn, andy is such an edgar allen hoe
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when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.
-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside
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When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.
Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.
Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?
Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.
It will take too long, look at the line. It is full of Woody Allen Trash Bags
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The act of behaving in a manner that Edgar Allen Poe would, most predominantly, sleeping with the corpse of a dead lover (bonus if she is your cousin)
“Oh no, she’s dead. Guess it’s time to Edgar Allen Poe it up!”
“My very attractive cousin died of ligma. I kinda want to Poe it up in the graveyard if you know what I mean.”