A super famous youtuber who has over 7,000,000 and everyone likes and is super smart and funny.
Man I don't know anyone who's as smart and funny as Arizona Dingus.
When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w
A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.
'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad
Boiling a can of Arizona ice tea and adding things such as honey or lemon. Enjoyable on a cold winter.
F1: Yo bro, you want an arizona summer?
F2: Yeah sure. Add some lemon to mine.
The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog
A large sturdy Mule typically seen in the desert area of Arizona
I rode an Arizona Moose to the base of the Grand Canyon
A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"
I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!