Christian

Idiot. Christian is super stupid and annoying. If you are to have the horrible luck of being his friend im sorry. You probably already knew. He also has no friends and will always be stalking you. He is attracted to everyone and everyone hates him. He never shuts up and talks about the weirdes things. And if you try to hide from him he always finds you~Why are you even searching this name up?

Ugh! Christian is so annoying and dumb! I know! and today he searched up innapropiate stuff! AGAIN! Ay Christian!

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Christian

noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right

Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."

Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."

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Christianity

A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.

"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"

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Christian

He thinks and wants to be cool... But he really isn't.

Christian is very gay

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Christianity

The state's big bad scapegoat.

Damn satanists/politicians anyways...

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christian

a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy

He sounds like a christian

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Christianical

One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others.

For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom.We'll be in for either a cold shoulder or a lecture or both. She's Christianical.

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