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having sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period
He wasn't able to sleep with her because she was on her period, one must be brave to fight the bloody battle.
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A battle between two humans and see who could drink malt liquor, eat fried chicken, drink grape soda, do drugs, mainly what a black person would do the most. The winner is the last man standing.
Tyrone, I challenge you to a nigger battle!
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Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.
Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.
Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.
Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...
*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
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Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.
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An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.
Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
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the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.
man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.
man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
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Many of the local youth complain that there isn't much to do, but that's because they've seemed to have forgotten about the: three movie theaters; ice rink; water park; Beckley road franchise restaurants; shopping mall; downtown boutiques and local restaurants; local lakes and beaches; local parks; Leila Arboretum; etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc.
Bri: There's like, literally nothing to do in Battle Creek. I hate it here. I want to move away forever and like live in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City or something.
Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink?
Bri: No.
Matt: See a movie?
Bri: No.
Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings?
Bri: No.
Matt: Go to the beach?
Bri: No.
Matt: Go to the mall?
Bri: No.
Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness!
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